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In The key of Chevelle
00:08
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Puppet People
01:08
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I've Got Issues
03:19
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I drink too much eat everything I see and when I’m depressed I eat twice as much as me because I wasted my time I lost my wife too damn busy screwing up my life-I’ve got problems I’ve got issues - Pimples on my neck no hair on my heat the fashion police say I look better dead because I dress like a slob with sandals on my feet it just gets too hot in this god damn heat- Life is moving way to fast I’m running out of time I’m running out of chances- I’m going full speed I heard the Satellite call and no matter what I’m having a ball and when I’m gone the story they will tell, well he wasn’t that good but he tried like hell
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Evil Wins
02:30
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When we all realized we are evil what a beautiful day it was we raised our glasses to evil and celebrated the end of love- here’s to evil here’s to giving in evil you win
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Ginormous Balls
02:49
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Bullies and foolies think they’re so tough picking on the weak acting all rough well you better get out of my way when I come down your halls because I will be swinging my big pair of balls- I brought my balls today you better look out get out of my way- salesmen on the job looking for suckers they can rob well you know you don’t intimidate me because my negotiators hang down to my knees- my glorious balls- bill collectors on the phone writing letters to my home well you know you’re all just wasting your time because my balls say my money is mine- my big old balls my glorious balls ginormous balls
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Not Tacos
01:44
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No taco Sunday no tacos for you
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Rock Star
02:32
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Boss man says I have too much time off been showing up late not beating the clock well I say boss man you don’t understand I’m so much more than a working man I’m a rock star. Intergalactic full throttle-this job is not what I’m supposed to be that crap it don’t define me it is just a way to pay the rent and when all the money is spent- super sonic hell blazing- hey ho you want more hell yeah you want more 1234 my kids know what is true just go and ask them what their father do they will look you in the eye and tell you daddy is a rock and roll guy
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Walmart On Fire
01:12
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Walmart on fire nothing gets me higher I would be a liar if I said I didn’t love that fire- burn- Walmart exploding I was still reloading sorry for the gloating but the Walmart is exploding
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John is Right
01:00
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John is right it’s all bullshit
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Bieber Dick
02:05
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Justin Bieber has a big dick I read about it on the news and I’m so glad they told me it was important for me to know- Bruce Jenner is now a chick
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Explicit
01:53
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Everyone in politics are dicks, cunts, bitches, and pricks- liar set your hair on fire- why don’t you just burn motherfucker
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Mother Tongue
02:49
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Some day you’re going to die- there it goes again moon gave way to sun chance to begin get nothing done dammit I woke up again
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Captain Martini and the Key Stoners Lowell, Massachusetts
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