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1.
Bummed 01:28
Nothing's ever changed And everything's the same Cancer in remission Now it's back to bother you Life hasn't been great And I deserve a little more Than what I've had Things have to get easier They don't know me None of them know me They think they do But I know that they don't Must be more to life Than what I've fucking had I need to figure it out Before it gets too bad Miserable, miserable Why is everything so fucking god damn depressing
2.
Nothing but crap on the radio today This is the song where we say Hey! Hey! Those Berklee boys sure can play But t his is the song where we say Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey...
3.
I've been rocking I've been rolling I've been losing my mind I've been strange I've been deranged I've been a little unkind I've been cool I've been to school I've been lickidy split Things change Things rearrange Things just turn to shit And all the pretty girls Are watching I've been writing I've been fighting Baggage unpacked The pain I feel The joy I steal The love that I lack On this stage All my rage Being disclosed Can't you see The real me Totally exposed And all the pretty girls Are watching Don't look at me Please look at me I've been rocking I've been rolling I've been losing my mind
4.
Sucker 00:59
I give in I break I give in I break I'm a sucker Sucker Sucker Sucker I break I break I break
5.
I'm a DJ Give me a BJ My favorite Ramone is CJ Peyote for payola Everyday of the week I'm a winner I'm a sinner Roll me a fatty Don't want no pinner Peyote for payola Everyday of the week
6.
Ode to FP 00:12
Crotch hopping Crotch hopping Town to town
7.
Dos Ringos 02:22
I saw the bass and decided to play Then the drums showed up one day Me and Mark jamming every night Bad ass rockers no end in sight Dos Ringos And we're having a blast Dos Ringos Stepping on the gas Dos Ringos We're kicking some ass Dos Ringos Dos Ringos Don't you know I wrote this song for you Don't you know you can do it too Grab a guitar bass anything And then you can start to sing like Dos Ringos And we're having a blast Dos Ringos Stepping on the gas Dos Ringos We're kicking some ass Dos Ringos Dos Ringos Dos Ringos and we're kicking some ass you know you love it
8.
Love is a bullshit thing That makes you want to sing Pathetic songs like this Pass out in your beer Wake up in your piss Life it's a kick in the ass And in the end at last You get to die That is all the reward you're going to get So why cry about Love it's a bullshit thing and I don't want to sing this song anymore I said all I need to say So now I'm just going to walk away
9.
The Beast 02:43
The Beast I use to ride The Beast The Beast I use to drive The Beast The car went fast But I drove it real slow Because I had nowhere to be And I had nowhere to go The paint job was faded It looked like raw steel And you could do a u-turn Just by letting go of the wheel The Beast I use to ride The Beast The Beast The muffler was unattached There were holes in the floor So your eyes would burn If you drove for an hour or more So lets pull over And get some fresh air Then get right back in Because we don't fucking care The Beast I use to ride The Beast The Beast I miss The Beast What? You want to inspect it Go ahead inspect it What? It didn't pass It was rejected? Rejected by who? Huh! You? Society? Well you know what All good things are rejected by society Punk Rock Heavy Metal Charles fucking Bukowski They were all rejected by society And so am I So I'm going to take this car and drive it from one end of the country all the way to the other And then I'm going to drive it straight into the God damn ocean And you know what? I'm going to keep on fucking driving Because nothing is going to stop this car Not you Not the law Not the ocean Not even God Damn fucking Chutulu can stop this car Nothing can stop The Beast I use to ride The Beast The Beast I miss The Beast
10.
I know I look dead Because I am Everyone have a ball Rock and Roll Funeral Puke in the hall at my Rock and Roll Funeral Piss on the wall at my Rock and Roll Funeral Kicked in the balls at my Rock and Roll Funeral Have a good time Don't act like a mime Everyone have a ball Rock and Roll Funeral Puke in the hall at my Rock and Roll Funeral Piss on the wall at my Rock and Roll Funeral Kicked in the Balls at my Rock and Roll Funeral Yeah! The party's over The party's the best Everyone have a ball Rock and Roll Funeral Puke in the hall at my Rock and Roll Funeral Piss on the wall at my Rock and Roll Funeral Kicked in the balls at my Rock and Roll Funeral So what I'm dead It's better Everyone have a ball Rock and Roll Funeral Puke in the hall at my Rock and Roll Funeral Piss on the wall at my Rock and Roll Funeral Kicked in the balls at my Rock and Roll Funeral Yeah!
11.
Not Reggae 02:27
I had this girl she was so fine So fine Ah lord my oh my When I walked down the street with her I was so proud So proud She was mine all mine Until she said I like reggae when it's not so reggae And I like you when your not too you I had this girl she was the queen bee So beautiful So sexy I loved her body her soul And her mind She meant everything to me Until She said I like reggae when it's not so reggae And I like you when your not too you Sometimes I think I should just give them up Give up all the girls But then Ahhh Shit Because you think it is going to different this time Its going to better but then Ahhh Shit Because sooner or later They all say I like reggae when it's not so reggae And I like you when your not too you
12.
BRRRRR!!!!! 00:54
It's so fucking cold it's just so fucking cold oh it's so fucking cold I can't believe how cold it is BRRRRR!!!!! Cold BRRRRR!!!!! Cold I can't feel my hands I just can't feel my hands oh I can't feel my hands Do you know where my hand is BRRRRR!!!!! Cold BRRRRR!!!!! Cold
13.
I drink too much Eat everything I see And when I'm depressed I eat twice as much as me Because I wasted my time I lost my wife I was too damn busy Screwing up my life I've got problems I've got issues Pimples on my neck No hair on my head The fashion police Say I'd look better dead Because I dress like a slob With sandals on my feet It gets too hot In this god damn heat. I've got problems I've got Issues Life is moving way too fast I'm running out of time I'm running out of chances I'm going full speed I heard the satellite call And no matter what I'm having ball And when I'm gone The stories they will tell He wasn't that good but he tried like hell
14.
WAR! PAIN! DEATH! and BLOOD! Motorhead Megadeth Sometimes they speak to me Slayer Accept Later day Ministry Sometimes I just need it I really God Damn need it Misfits Mangled Dead Those evil punks rule Suicidal Tendencies and let's not forget Tool WAR! PAIN! DEATH! and BLOOD!
15.
Evil Wins 02:23
When we all realized we were evil What a beautiful day it was We raised our glasses to evil And celebrated the end of love Here's to evil Here's to giving in Here's to evil Evil you win
16.
Can you feel A chemical imbalance in your head Cuz I sure can Does that mean there's a problem Or is that the way it's suppose to be Who's to say what's suppose to be I sure as hell am not one to say What kind of chemicals are in your head If you haven't put them there Asking all these questions for futile answers
17.
Folk Singer 02:34
I'm breathing fire At the ass of cooperate rock That diseased Sphincter Farting out bubble pop It's the curse of the artist To be the one that smells the rot and we all are sinking down Reluctant profit can't stand the stuff they make I wish I could stop it For the soul of music's sake It's the curse of the artist To be the one that knows what's fake And we all are sinking down I'm your mother folking folk singer Come to save the day No Soul for sale

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released June 12, 2014

Produced Jim Morrissey cover photo by John Foye
Captain Martini is Jim Phelps Vocals, Bass, and Drums
The Key Stoners are Mark J Maciariello Vocals, Guitar, Bass, and Drums

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